November 2010
27 posts
“Why is everything more interesting when viewed over someone’s shoulder?”
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“Do not seek the treasure.”
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“Rainy, windy and colder. Not the weather. My attitude.”
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“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”
—Douglas Adams
“So these two cannibals are eating a clown, and one says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”
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“An old bowling bag can be repurposed to hold heads.”
—Tips for Serial Killers
“Every movie ever made has changed someone’s life. Citizen Kane, Fight Club, Hot Tub Time Machine.”
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“I was a fine arts major/plumbing minor in college.”
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“I am still afraid of the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz.”
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“I’m developing a show for National Public Radio called “Cursive Writing”.”
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